Sorry for the delay, I was busy with life. To make it up for you, here's some quotes.

1. on If text walls and purple prose eclipsing MEyer and Paloini combined are advanced roleplaying...
[link] =BlauerAuss' "How to be a d*ck" time

[link] "Art-of-Hilt moved his fingers in an upwards and downwards motion, tapping at the keys which ticked like a clock measuring the time of one's life, as it approaches the alarm of death. He pondered for precisely two, perhaps three or four, seconds before continuing his extracurricular task, as the text grew as a tree that began a forest. In moments, he was certain in his mind that this tree of text will grow into an entire acre of text, a hundred acres if that may be so. He paused to gather his thoughts and extrapolate upon his thoughts. The computer screen gleamed against his brown orbs as his thoughts were gathered and also were extrapolated upon. His thoughts went back to his painful past, the past which had been recorded as the scar left over his left eye in a fashion that is completely unintentionally fashionable, as though placed there by the sword of a loving creator who thought that it would be entirely appropriate to place it there by putting a madman in his house after said madman murdered his family.
Art-of-Hilt held his creasing brow; the memories were much, too much, for him to handle. A single, diamond-like tear went down his right cheek, like a funeral procession.
No, he thought, gritting his teeth- no, I must continue typing- if I stop typing... who knows what could possibly happen, what could probably occur, what may according to mathematical probability may or may not take place. He must type, he should type, he will type! He restarted his quest, his tendril-fingers swerving over the keys in a movement much like those dancers of the Indian theatre, and the words appeared on the blazing white screen, black font upon white typeface, causing the typing space to scroll downwards as he typed with a speed that can not be matched even by the fastest beating of a lover's heart!
When he was done, he breathed. He readied his hand once more, and let his touchpad mouse move by smoothly moving a single flange over a button, which glowed orange with readiness. Then, with complete consolation and acceptance, he tapped the touchpad, which in turn caused the mouse to click upon the ephemerally orange glowing 'send' button.
It... was... done...!"-~Art-of-Hilt

[link] "Oh God, you just reminded me of me back in my Neopets days. I made a Medieval Fantasy RP once, and this girl came in with her Mary-Sue character with 'flowing raven tresses' and 'sparkling sapphire optics'. She rounded off her introduction with 'Her dubbance, you ask? [insert stupid name here]'.

I went on a rant at her, telling her that words like 'optics' and 'dubbance' just made her sound like an idiot and politely asked her to leave. She was SO PISSED OFF and rounded up some friends to come in and bash me for daring to criticise her.

Shortly afterwards, I began seeing more and more of this and I left Neopets. There was, indeed, my problem."-~lady-hoot

[link] "Are there Kawaii Bubbly-Vampires with tragic pasts and miniskirts in this "Advanced category" as well?"-*DarkIron

2. on People who ruin others lives
[link] "o==============o
||>FIGHT......PkMn....||
||ITEM..........RUN.....||
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||AMNESIA.................||
||PETITION................||
||RETARDATION.........||
||>BITCHFIT..............||
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~Peanguinex used BITCHFIT!

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It's not very effective..."-~mechanikill-toxin

[link] " When I clicked on this, it was right above the link to the thread, "13 Year Olds on Complaints"!"-~Stereofidelica

3. on People who ruin others lives: The arguement continues
[link] "Your display of improper grammar, poor sentence structure and lack of punctuation indicate a feeling of frustration and emotional insecurity!

Tell me, did daddy ever make you dress up like a little girl and poke you in ze buu-buu?

Where on ze doll did he touch you?"-~sbkMulletMan

[link] "I want to bend you over a table and do you right now. RIGHT THIS F**KING SECOND."-=A-S-m-i-t-h

[link] "Fine then, grow some ovaries!
What now b*tch? :3"-=Galahawk

[link] and [link] " Congratulations, you have just failed twice in a row. Not even trolls do that."

"I did that once. :<"-*Warlock258 and =HisnameisDaveyoufool

[link] "I said SANDVICH, Goddammit!!

My Boobies are bigger than YOU!

Grow some Balls, Dummkopf!

Spy Sappin' Her Titties!

She needed no help from Me!

EAT IT, Fatty!

Get to the POINT, Numbnuts!

I'm Drunk! Whats Your Excuse!?

I've bigger tits on Water Buffalo than I see on you!

"-~sbkMulletMan

[link] "I dunno, this kinda just proves my point of Complaints being, in general, pants-on-head retarded."-~Ithiel

That's it for quotes. I hope you like it!