Holy crap, how long has this club been collecting dust?! *Blows off the dust as she gets ready to work* I am REALLY sorry for the delays, life got me working and all.

Anyway, let's get to the quotes I have in my bookmarks...

1. on STUPID INTERNET!
[link] and [link] "Then God said "LET THERE BE LOCK"

And it was locked.

And He was happy.

And it was good."

"And then he made pizza, which was also good and made the angels orgasm with joy."-~WindRaizou and *Agent-Sarah

[link] "Caps Rule, my fine fellow. Also, back in my day we didn't have this internets."-~johnlockeplz

2. on The host...
[link] [link] and [link] "you can't run a turd...."

"did you mean 'ruin'?"

"yes sorry..."-~Narren88 and =creatureKILLher

3. on Some of you got your wish. There is now a part three.
[link] "You're a stupid nasty c**t who f**king overreacts and juices people



Do I dare ask if there's a sexual reference at the end? "-=HyperTails-007

[link] and [link] "I wouldn't slap him actually... By the looks of him your hand would be covered in more oil than a McDonalds employees apron."

"Her hand would be covered in so much oil, we'd finally be able to leave Iraq!

"-=OG-shanetrain and ~djrc in response.

[link] "Oh noes! A wild has appeared!

Available moves:
B*tch Slap
Buddy Double-Team
Soap
Hose"-~hitlerisdead

[link] "You should make and send him an orgy video. Show him what he'll never experience because he's such a dipsht."-~Neo-Kaiser

[link] "I am looking foward to part 4.

"When good Keith's go bad" "-=swirling-dimension

[link] ""Juices people"? I think he should go back to what he said and think about it for a moment because that sounds dirty."-*Agent-Sarah

That's it for quotes. I'll post some next week.